on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
"Hear me, Lumpy Space Princess. I will avoid declaring war on the entirety of lumpy space ruled by your parents if you apologize to me immediately."
Just hold on we’re going home
colton my baby
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