the truth




call me big daddy

call me big daddy

foreignadvisor:

A meerkat

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A mere cat

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin


11/25 best harry outfits

11/25 best harry outfits

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

im crying one direction got some nerve committing a sin as bad as making zayn morph into louis when its good friday jesus didnt die for that

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school