the truth




im 17 wow

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

I’m going snowboarding for a week woooo later nerds 

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

oomshi:

catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants & helping the elderly

neimen:

this place is unreal

sav3mebarry:

jesus christ I love them