the truth




ororororog:

the unusual

ororororog:

the unusual

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

Paul Rudd in Clueless (1995)

fortressofself:

jesus christ

bombing:

giant starbucks cup walks late into class holding a small human

white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone

MY MACBOOK JUST FELL OF MY BED AND IT HAS A DENT IN THE CORNER